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Not Overpriced.
Not Overhyped.

Strong where it counts, smooth where it matters. Every dose hits right without hitting your wallet

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Amanita Muscaria

Amanita Muscaria

Himalayan Mad Honey

Himalayan Mad Honey
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Lasts for hours calm, clear, and consistent from start to finish.

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Premium power without premium pricing because getting high shouldn’t break the bank.

We Believe You Deserve a High That Actually Hits. So we make ours potent, pure, and perfectly balanced no weak buzz, no sketchy fillers, no overpriced hype

What Is Stoned?

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We Believe You Deserve a High That Actually Hits. So we make ours potent, pure, and perfectly balanced no weak buzz, no sketchy fillers, no overpriced hype

Long-Lasting Relief

Long-Lasting Relief

Lasts for hours calm, clear, and consistent from start to finish.

Quality You Can Trust

Quality You Can Trust

Made in the USA and every batch is tested for purity, potency, and safety. Real results, no guesswork

Black icon of justice scales on a transparent background

Federally Legal

Less than 0.3% THC completely legal, coast to coast.

Affordable Strength

Premium power without premium pricing because getting high shouldn’t break the bank.

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🍄 Amanita Muscaria
🍄 Amanita Muscaria

🍄 Amanita Muscaria

This isn’t your average trip Amanita Muscaria hits like the perfect blend of drunk and high. A floaty, full-body calm with a mild, dreamy headspace that feels both ancient and brand new.

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🍯 Mad Honey
🍯 Mad Honey

🍯 Mad Honey

Psychedelic Mad Honey is harvested from high-mountain rhododendron blossoms known for their natural mind-altering nectar. It delivers a warm, dreamy buzz, part body high, part head rush smooth, euphoric, and completely natural.

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🪻 Blue Lotus
🪻 Blue Lotus

🪻 Blue Lotus

Blue Lotus delivers calm euphoria with a subtle sensual edge relaxing the body while lifting the mood. Smooth, balanced, and naturally uplifting.

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